We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together

I remember when we broke up the first time (it was over the phone, because you're such a great guy)
Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like
We hadn't seen each other in a month (we had seen each other too much because hanging out with me made you forget how much you hated yourself)
When you said you needed space. (What?) (oh right, you needed space to drink, alone, by yourself, and feel sorry for yourself)
Then you come around again and say
"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me." (like, I'm depressed, and feeling sorry for myself, and I drank alone for a few days, and now I'm bored with that, oh and you never claimed that you would change, even when you busted a hole in your bathroom door and curled up in a ball on the sidewalk WASTED)
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you."

Ooh, we called it off again last night
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends (and by your "friends" you talked to your bitter sister), talk to my friends (my friends would never talk to you), talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever...

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights (every single night when you were hammered, which was every single night)
And me falling for it screaming that I'm right (I learned to just put you to bed when you wanted to fight drunk with me, you always forgot it the next day)
And you would hide away and find your peace of mind (at the bottom of vodka bottles, which never brought you peace of mind)
With some indie record that's much cooler than mine (and by indie record, you actually just hung out with vodka)

Ooh, you called me up again tonight
But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never, ever, ever getting back together
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends (what friends?), talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh

I used to think that we were forever ever
And I used to say, "Never say never..."
Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you,"
And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,
We are never getting back together. Like, ever" (you'd rather be with booze anyway)

No!

We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh,
We, ooh, getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together (nor will I ever ever ever talk to you ever ever ever again)