Dear Crotch-Snapping Men,
I get it, you've got a dick. Hey, every male out there has one. Yes, they come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. Some men are blessed with beautiful specimens that are rather large, not strangely colored, that don't curve in any way. When they're not erect, hey, they're fine too because we all know of their potential, but you've got to admit, flaccid penises are kind of floppy and funny-looking. When they're erect, they look a lot different, but there's a million places where we women can see them. There's endless Internet sites where we can sit for hours and just admire the many different kinds in all manner and form if we choose to. But we women, unlike men, don't sit for hours just looking at these specimens and get turned on by these appendages.
If we've already seen this dick in the flesh, sending
us a pic serves what purpose, exactly? To remind us that you've still
got one? That you haven't been disfigured in an accident lately? What in
fact this proves to us is that you clearly still don't know how to use
your brain nor your words, but at least you can figure out how to point
and shoot your phone.
The majority of us women are not stupid. We don't get an inappropriate photo sent to our phones and think to ourselves, "Oh my, there's a guy who takes the time to stick his phone in front of his crotch and hit send, oh he must really like me!" We are not turned on by arbitrary photos of objects that seem to not be attached to anything at all, let alone anything worthwhile. We are turned on by words, by being seduced, by being made to laugh, by being challenged intellectually, and we are most turned on when you treat us with respect.
Sincerely,
A Woman with a Brain (And an interesting collection of photos on her phone)
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